According to the the USPTO, the purpose of the US patent system is to “promote the progress of science and the useful arts by securing for limited times to inventors the exclusive right to their respective discoveries” (from Article I, Section 8, Clause 8 of the US Constitution). Yes, we may occasionally find humorous patents that have the secondary effect of entertaining us, but even the most bizarre patent application is usually submitted in order to protect the inventors’ or applicants’ rights to a perceived discovery. But once in a blue moon, you come across a patent application that must have been filed for another reason: it can only be a joke. Or a brilliant piece of performance art.
The Anticipate This!™ Patent and Trademark Law Blog recently posted about “U.S. Pat. Appl. Pub. No. 20060259306: Business method protecting jokes.” The Blogging Biodiversity blog concluded that this ridiculous patent application (which also has equivalent patent applications in the UK and Australia, as well as a PCT application) must be a joke:
The whole thing is obviously a joke itself, intended to point out some of the absurdities of the patent system. For those with any background in patent law, reading the stiff language of patent applications applied to such a silly subject is additionally amusing.
I’m going to take this a step further: I believe that this patent application is an incredibly innovative piece of performance art. After the jump, I’ll take a look at some file history documents for this patent application in PAIR and PATENTSCOPE, and I’ll explain why this application truly is a work of art.
To prove that this patent application is performance art, first I need to define “performance art”:
Definition of PERFORMANCE ART (via the Merriam-Webster Dictionary)
A nontraditional art form often with political or topical themes that typically features a live presentation to an audience or onlookers (as on a street) and draws on such arts as acting, poetry, music, dance, or painting
- Nontraditional art form
- political or topical themes
- A live presentation to an audience
- Draws on such arts as acting, poetry, music, dance, or painting
Now let’s quickly look at how the rest of the “performance art” criteria is met by “Business method protecting jokes”:
- Nontraditional art form – I think we can all agree that patent-application-as-art is pretty nontraditional.
- Political or topical themes – I have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Roberts may not be the biggest fan of business method patents (or the patent system in general). Of course, while most ordinary individuals would write an editorial about the issue, it takes an extraordinary individual to create an interactive performance piece to get his point across.
- Draws on such arts as acting, poetry, music, dance, or painting – Patentese is considered by many to be a unique and beautiful form of poetry.
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